Aradia

Your name is Aradia Megido, and you are a budding y0ung archae0l0gist!

Actually, you wouldn't say that you're budding. As far as you're concerned, you're a full-fledged archaeological buff, and you have the amazing hat to prove it. In fact, right at this moment you're in the middle of the expedition of your life; an entire dead city where you've actually found hints, of all the strangest things, that adults once lived on Alternia in numbers greater than a small handful. Adults, living among children? Who could have even imagined something so bizarre?

You've been exploring for weeks and are getting close to the heart of the city, but you're starting to get a little lonely. You tell yourself you're 0k with it. You're 0k with a lot of things if they might lead to new archaeological breakthroughs. And after all those hints you're sure a breakthrough needs to be coming soon, right?

You can continue exploring.
You can admire your awesome hat
You can decide you're not so 0k with that after all and try to get in touch with someone

Aradia ==> Try to get in touch with someone

You decide archaeological breakthroughs can be put on hold, because you are actually growing rather tired of walking around, even though you are reluctant to admit it to yourself. A little break can't hurt; after all, the night is still young.

You sign onto Trollian on your mobile device; your trollslum looks a little something like this:



Do you Troll Tavros?
Troll Karkat?
Troll Eridan?
or sign out of Trollian?

Aradia ==> Troll Tavros

apocalypseArisen [AA] began trolling adiosToreador [AT].
AA: hell0 tavr0s
AT: hey aradia
AT: hEY ARADIA
AT: iT'S,, wEIRD THAT YOU'RE ONLINE,
AT: aRE YOU ALREADY BACK AT YOUR HIVE?
AA: n0, i am still expl0ring these ruins
AA: i think i am 0n the verge 0f an amazing disc0very
AT: o-OH,, wELL, tHAT SOUNDS REALLY AWESOME AND COOL
AA: yes it is very exciting
AA: h0w are y0u d0ing
AT: oH, i'M OKAY,, i MIGHT GO VISIT GAMZEE LATER
AT: hE INVITIED ME OVER FOR SOME PIE
AA: i see
AA: hmmm
AA: d0n't d0 anything i w0uldn't
AT: w-WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
AA: it can mean n0thing if that makes y0u feel better
AA: but i kn0w h0w y0u feel ab0ut him
AT: tHAT IS,, uH,,, nOTHING
AT: gAMZEE AND i ARE JUST FRIENDS
AT: jUST FRIENDS ,, nOTHING MORE
AA: sure tavr0s 0kay
AT: }:(
AT: i HOPE YOU ARE NOT JUST SAYING THAT,, tO PLACATE ME
AT: wHILE YOU SECRETLY CONTINUE TO BELIEVE SOMETHING ELSE
AA: i ap0l0gize if i made y0u feel that way
AA: y0u kn0w i trust y0u
AT: tHANK YOU }:)
AT: oH,, tINKERBULL NEEDS ME FOR SOMETHING
AT: i'M GONNA GO NOW
AT: bYE, aRADIA, gOOD LUCK!
AA: bye
adiosToreador [AT] disconnected.

Now, do you Troll Karkat?
Troll Eridan?
or Continue exploring?

Aradia ==> Troll Eridan

...

On second thought, you'd really rather not spoil a perfect good night with the desperate flirtations of a lonely seadweller.

Now, do you Troll Tavros?
Troll Karkat?
or Continue exploring?